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I really tried not to comment because I don’t want to appear like a total fan girl but screw it I am laughing my head off at a mezcal bar by myself and you deserve to know

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I mean. I need this validation to keep writing pointless stories so PLEASE keep up the support

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Please more pointless stories!!!!

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This is like getting scouted to start a foot fetish OnlyFans. Go get that cash, toe daddy.

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Lmk if you want me to send you a vid

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You can find the strangest people in cafes...Very funny read. I include a "five things I consumed this week" section at the end of my weekly posts and I'd like to include your article.

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Oh wow. That would be awesome :) Should I use the name Natalie Carroll in a piece haha

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it would be an honour to have my name used 👀 #CelebrityMoment

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Didn’t Frank get turned off by the sweaty FL foot odor? If he loved that then Oy Vey. Frank needs to be in a home.

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I’ll let him know next time I see him

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Yikes! Bummer it had to happen at your spot. Laughed out loud at the imagery of the "excellent" Simpsons comment while walking in public so thank you 👍

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You love my pain

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I was walking into a Virginia DMV, and had JUST had a minor meltdown in-front of my partner before leaving the house ….

And as I walked into the DMV and saw the line a mile long, you wanna know the first thing I thought?

“I need one of Alex’s writings”. I kid you not.

So this was the story I read while waiting, and I got the dosing that I needed. You do some serious energy work on me … so thank you as always!!♥️

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Lol

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