Archive - Garden of Anxiety

Welcome to CENA: a funeral conference story

True story: when I was 25 years old, I raised $2m in venture capital and became the CEO of a funeral startup. Here's a story about a cremation…

Jan 16 •

August 2024

Oh the places you'll have to go

Aug 1, 2024 •

June 2024

And other things I wish you were.

Jun 5, 2024 •

April 2024

Last month, I got yelled at in a bar.

Apr 18, 2024 •

March 2024

My sister just bought a dog.

Mar 11, 2024 •

January 2024

One Less Open Mic For Me

Notes about bombing on stage

Jan 14, 2024 •

November 2023

I've met someone else.

Nov 17, 2023 •

October 2023

I fired my therapist

Oct 25, 2023 •

June 2023

A teeny tiny post.

Jun 25, 2023 •

May 2023

They're Watching Me

A first person account on what it's like living under surveillance

May 28, 2023 •

April 2023

How to Lose Friends and Influence People

A guide for standing up for yourself that you should maybe not follow.

Apr 30, 2023 •

March 2023

Her Rusty Old Wrists

“It’s hard to be an old person,” my great-aunt says on the phone to me.

Mar 2, 2023 •

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